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Intercourse

Intercourse

(ĭn'tər-kôrs', -kōrs')

Noun.

  1. Dealings or communications between persons or groups.
  2. The name given to the best part of the Student Portal.
  3. The only section of the portal where you get to comment.

 



Rugby league, Darwin, Cockroaches, Queensland and Evolution PDF Print E-mail
Written by Generation Prozac   

 

What is the true state of origin of the species in Queensland? Animal mineral or vegetable?

 

 
The Alpabet of Bondiness - G PDF Print E-mail
Written by Brendan Donoghue   

As some of you may or may not know Bond University once was almost bought by UQ, Griffith or QUT. (It depends on who you talk to really....)

In a desperate attempt to make our uni look 'less than stellar' Uni management was forced into a number of desperate moves. They had to make our University look as unpalatable as Goon is to anyone not from North America. A hard task no doubt, but desperate times called for desperate measures!

The on campus Hilton was demolished and replaced with the Blocks.

The Second Olympic Pool, the water park, the on campus raceway and the original site of the Gold Coast Casino, all gone overnight. The Bra opened it's doors and we started telling people that studying Business was a viable career choice.

Truly the original Bond was no more...

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Swim-suits aren’t just for perving? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Rhino   

Excuse me a moment while I pull on my Super-journo suit… No seriously, this suit is what makes me the witty, attractive, socially-accepted commentator that I am. In all probability it is what got me this Intercourse gig, and it would be safe to assume that without my super-journo clothing companion, I would be nothing more than a dejected, illiterate, drug-addicted Griffithstudent. But the fundamental question… is wearing a piece of clothing that drastically changes how good I am, an unfair advantage?

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Ikeology PDF Print E-mail
Written by Ike Kutlaca   

So, I’ve been asked to write a column for the StudentPortal. 

Unlike most of the contributors to this site, I’m not on student council, BUSA, or a FSA. 

I do write a weekly music column for Scope.  I get many people coming up and talking to me about my reviews, so I thought that I would also post them here, so that people have a chance to tell me (and others) what they thought about the album.

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Good Friday the birthday of Peace. PDF Print E-mail
Written by Generation Prozac   

Peace as we know it was born on Good Friday. On this day a symbol of hope, empowerment, peace and love was given to the world to guide it through times of war and suffering. This symbol gives hope to those who wish to bring about change by peaceful means. And if you think I am talking about Jesus or other Christian figments of someone elses imagination you are sorely mistaken.

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Auschwitz Now Carbon Neutral PDF Print E-mail
Written by Generation Prozac   

The thin line between fashion, entertainment and war are already seething amongst us like a plague carrying rat, infected, remorseless and unknowing.

This infection is one of war, of greed, of racial and religious fuelled genocide so that one race may be more superior than another, so that one nation may enrich itself through the suffering of another all under the homelands rallying cry of GIVE ME CONVENIENCE OR GIVE ME DEATH! All of these sentiments can be purchased on line or from multiple stores around the world.

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The Wrong Choice PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Doctor   

I tend to do things that are very bad for me. I drink too much, have a taste for rich foods and most troubling I tend to be attracted to women who are not attracted to me, will eventually be attracted to me, have self esteem issues, a complicated past or are just complicated. A rather long and exhaustative list but a source of eternal frustration.

Question today is, “Why do we enjoy such self flagellation?” In short I don’t know why. To try and make sense of it I’ll dissect a typical night on the town to understand this phenomenon.

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Introducing your Bond celebrity tippers… PDF Print E-mail
Written by Rhino   

Better looking than Warwick Capper, longer lasting than Andrew McLeod’s career and more sexual orgies each than the whole of the Eagles team put together, these nine young men and women have been hand-picked in a quest for glory. Some will fail worse than a Carlton free kick, while others will fight for the top-dog spot, a clash of titanic proportions…

Enough with the prose… Analyse their tips, laugh at their defeats and grudgingly respect their wins…

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